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heviosso
11 June 2009 @ 09:48 pm
-- I mean, he did help Ann lose weight.
-- Peter, she's anorexic.
-- Yeah, I know. The guy is really good.
from Office space
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heviosso
10 May 2009 @ 06:53 pm
-- What happened?
-- I don't know. It involves a part of human experience that has always eluded me.
-- That narrows it down.


Big Bang Theory, many thanks to [info]thenexus6.
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heviosso
20 March 2009 @ 12:02 am
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That's good, because normally if a stranger walked into my station talking this kind of crap, he'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on queer street.
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heviosso
12 February 2009 @ 12:46 pm
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[info]andy_shev on elderly women:
No pussy, no face, no shape.
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heviosso
17 January 2009 @ 01:11 pm
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AM: I think it is in Russia's interests that gas be delivered to western Europe.
VP: Jawohl!
source
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heviosso
08 January 2009 @ 08:02 pm
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I'm so far from tense, I'm past tense.
From Wonderfalls. Kudos to [info]thenexus6.
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heviosso
15 December 2008 @ 06:43 pm
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Excerpt from a dialog between co-workers, one of which is [info]andy_shev:
- Are you joining us?
- No, I'm joining toilet!
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heviosso
14 December 2008 @ 07:33 pm
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That's right! I totally love the bloody arse of you.
Matt Berry, from The IT Crowd.
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heviosso
10 December 2008 @ 07:49 pm
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Following numerous requests from co-workers ([info]andy_shev), here goes a quote of yesterday, actually, but entertaining nonetheless:

No internet -- yes lunch! © [info]andy_shev
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Now listening: The Killers - Spaceman | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
heviosso
02 December 2008 @ 11:04 am
Verbosed version of a log
© [info]andy_shev

P.S. Инкризнем нашу вербозность, да.
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Now listening: Machine Head - A Farewell To Arms | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
heviosso
01 December 2008 @ 11:26 pm
Раз в миллион лет даже БОР может порадовать.

GoblinQueen: будь проще, и у тебя будет меньше делителей.
#401349, bash.org.ru
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heviosso
27 August 2008 @ 06:06 pm
Коллега [info]andy_shev читает bash.org.ru, избранные места -- вслух.

Очередная цитата, в тишине раздается возглас: "Сказал, что не может заниматься этим с клумбой... Идиот!!!"

Речь вот об этой цитате.
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heviosso
09 August 2008 @ 08:31 pm
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<@Rjx> my uncle used to tell me that there were 3 rings of marriage
<@Rjx> the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
#146181, QDB
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heviosso
23 July 2008 @ 03:28 pm
- Bless you!
- Bless yourself!
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heviosso
07 July 2008 @ 11:03 am
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
© Rodney Dangerfield

Hey, [info]simulacruma!
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heviosso
04 June 2008 @ 07:46 am
Reaktor Innovations Oy - www.ri.fi - Got mad skillz? Plz join us.

PHEER MY LOLSPEAK SKILLZ
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heviosso
31 May 2008 @ 12:35 pm
In reference to this.
If a build tool is required to access configuration variables for any reason, it must be an API-conforming tool since non-API conforming tools cannot access configuration variables.
© TET Programming Guide
 
 
Now listening: in flames -- delight and angers
 
 
heviosso
19 May 2008 @ 11:07 am
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
© Henny Youngman
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heviosso
11 April 2008 @ 07:21 pm
<Grizzly13@> так ты Олень??
<virtuoso@> Olen.

Могу иногда и пошутить.
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Now listening: silly wizard -- donald mcgillavry