Storm watch

heviosso @ 2009-12-18T20:27:00

2009-12-18T18:35:39Z

- Her? Really?
- Yeah.
- No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success. Ok, hit it!

from How I Met Your Mother

heviosso @ 2009-12-15T01:10:00

2009-12-14T23:12:15Z

"It's gonna be legen- and I hope you are not lactose intolerant, 'cause the second half of that word is -dary!"

from How I Met Your Mother
Thanks to marabina.

write in C

2009-12-13T14:16:43Z

Here's what happens when you think you can write in C++:

glibmm-ERROR **: 
unhandled exception (type std::exception) in signal handler:
what: Transformation precondition failed: Incoming local time does not match own remote time

aborting...
[1]    32433 abort      sobby

which it does when a client sends an incorrect packet sequence number in an obby_document protocol command.

heviosso @ 2009-12-06T19:38:00

2009-12-06T17:46:32Z

'I want to go to a prom. I always think about missing mine. And I know I would have had a date because we lost the entire football team in a bus accident that year.'

from My Name is Earl

heviosso @ 2009-12-04T00:20:00

2009-12-03T22:19:50Z

'Did you really punch the president of the Assassins' Guild?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Why?'
'Didn't have a dagger, sir.'

Feet of Clay, © Terry Pratchett

heviosso @ 2009-11-26T22:07:00

2009-11-26T20:06:25Z

But it was keeping completely motionless in one place that was his forte. If there were a roll-call for the world's champion non-movers, he wouldn't even turn up.

Feet of Clay, © Terry Pratchett

heviosso @ 2009-11-22T02:45:00

2009-11-22T00:50:21Z

'You have to admire a man who really believes in freedom of choice,' he said, looking at the open doorway. 'Sadly, he did not believe in angels.'

Going Postal, © Terry Pratchett

heviosso @ 2009-11-16T07:29:00

2009-11-16T05:30:46Z

I dreamed all my life of working on the counter here! My grandmother taught me everything, she even made me practice sucking lemons to get the expression right!

Going postal, © Terry Pratchett

heviosso @ 2009-11-08T01:40:00

2009-11-07T23:43:37Z

It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be.

Coraline, © Neil Gaiman

P.S.: thenexus6 owns a russian translation of Coraline which says: "Интересно, почему то, что снится нам ночью и кажется таким значительным, вдруг исчезает, стоит проснуться?"

[ru] yazomg

2009-11-04T21:40:38Z

Это даже еще круче, чем стенания по поводу газпромовского небоскреба. Идите, мол, бастуйте и увольняйтесь, я так считаю. Ни что так не поднимает настроение перед сном, как эти свободномыслящие, оппозиционно-настроенные массы в жж.

[ru] хмм

2009-10-24T11:01:23Z

ulitza гениальна. Я, как обычно, все пропустил.

обычно это перед слезами... Я ведь, знаешь, очень люблю плакать... Ты не плачешь, мальчики не плачут... А девочки плачут... я девочка... я плачу каждый вечер... И так боюсь пауков... Я думаю, что это вытесненное желание убийства родителей...Я читала у Фрейда, но не поверила- я , знаешь, на самом деле, такая недоверчивая...

[ru] oldtimers

2009-10-09T01:08:47Z

Вот оно, оказывается, как все было.

heviosso @ 2009-10-05T00:49:00

2009-10-04T21:48:21Z

'There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of unhatched chicks,' pointed out Quintus.

Stardust, © Neil Gaiman

heviosso @ 2009-09-27T21:04:00

2009-09-27T18:11:19Z

It's not the lies that screw people up, it's the finding out.

from My name is Earl series.

got myself a keyboard

2009-09-16T18:27:53Z

The instrument is M-Audio keystation pro 88 with some random opensource piano-like instrument.

Special thanks to ykaliuta.

completing the new feature set

2009-09-13T15:49:31Z

Blah-blah just got itself installed on this computer through seamonkey's automatic update function. The newest killer feature seems to be that it does not start any more:

[1]    32677 bus error  env  ~/shared/seamonkey/seamonkey-bin

Which is one killer feature, goddamnit.

have a guess

2009-09-09T07:38:42Z

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heviosso @ 2009-09-07T01:41:00

2009-09-06T22:40:14Z

THAT IS NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU'LL BE BJORN AGAIN.
He waited.
'Yes. That's right,' said Bjorn.

Men At Arms, © Terry Pratchett.

heviosso @ 2009-08-23T21:50:00

2009-08-23T18:51:16Z

Her lips described several shapes without saying anything before she said, 'The female principle. It's an empowerment thing, you know.'
'Indeed. And this female principle of yours. Does she have a name?'
'She's the goddess within us all,' said the girl with the eyebrow ring, color rising to her cheek. 'She doesn't need a name.'

American Gods, © Neil Gaiman

fresh looks

2009-08-20T19:23:53Z

photo by ykaliuta

narcissism

2009-08-12T20:22:39Z

Where did it go wrong with the framerate, I wonder.

heviosso @ 2009-08-10T23:30:00

2009-08-10T20:31:24Z

'Hey,' said Shadow. 'Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.'
The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.
'Say "Nevermore",' said Shadow.
'Fuck you,' said the raven.
American Gods, © Neil Gaiman

heviosso @ 2009-08-05T17:57:00

2009-08-05T14:58:19Z

-- Let her go!
-- That's a very poor choice of words.

heviosso @ 2009-08-03T00:35:00

2009-08-02T21:35:09Z

-- To do that, become an incident at Blackfriars Station. To end it
all. Your life's a joyless, loveless, empty sham. You've got no friends--
-- I've got you, -- whispered Richard. Gary appraised Richard with frank eyes.
-- I think you're an asshole, -- he said, honestly, -- a complete joke.
-- I've got Door, and Hunter, and Anaesthesia.
-- More imaginary 'friends'? We all used to laugh at you round the office for
those trolls. Remember them? On your desk.

Neverwhere, © Neil Gaiman

[ru] to those who understand

2009-07-30T18:36:00Z