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SPB 22.04-25.04

Hey, andy_shev, here's a new task for you. It's much more rewarding than atoi() and hex2bin() patching in the sense of git-log presence.

$ cd work/linux
$ git grep '1u\? \?<<' | wc -l
58442
$ git grep '\<BIT\>' | wc -l
5177

There are some false positives in both cases, but only a few. Of course, it won't be easy to smuggle so much line noise past Linus, but it might still be worth a try.

Well, it doesn't happen very often, and the older appointees don't have to retire at 60 or anything. Bishops tend to have long lives; apparently The Lord isn't all that keen for them join him.

from Yes, Prime Minister

Who's who?

A: I already improved my skills a bit!
P: Don't flatter yourself, honey.
A: I am not honey for you, sorry.
A: ...to you.
S: Either way. How do you know?
A: I guess I checked it.
P: Ew!
S,P: How do you check that?
A: Virtually!
S: You mean, you've been fantasizing.
P: And you didn't like it.

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.

"Thud!", © Terry Pratchett

Он не сеет, Он не пашет,
Он не возится в пыли;
Он рифмованной строфою
Направляет корабли (1, 2).

Elsewhere in Ankh-Morpork, The Fools' Guild was on fire. This was a problem, because the Guild's fire brigade consisted largely of clowns.

The Fifth Elephant, © Terry Pratchett

Subject: Вы оплачиваете только то,что Вы пьете.

Amen

There once was a management error
Which started all chaos and terror
So a new role was created
"git-pull manager" they named it
Wish them luck in their future endeavours